By Tagawah
Kikuyu ladies are largely known
for their precarious use of their
spouses to enrich themselves even
at the expense of their loved ones
lives.
Here are a few precautions you
can take to protect you from being
predated on or going to an early
grave.
a) Avoid revealing your true worth
to a Kikuyu woman you’re dating;
you might find your bank account
swept clean or, even worse, find
yourself being mauled down by
gangsters.
b) Unless you have absolute
confidence in your Kikuyu woman,
avoid- at all costs – taking her to
your residence. She might be
spying. Just use lodgings and
remain anonymous.
c) Don’t allow her to turn you into
a biological ATM; if not careful,
you’ll be funding an entire clan
before you are dumped.
d) If you are marrying a Kikuyu
woman, never
ever….repeat….never ever invest
where she
comes from. If she is from
Kiambu, her father can fool you by
giving you a plot and once you
develop it, that is when you’ll
realize you have been
duped.
e) If the woman is from Nyeri, you
better learn some self- defense
tactics. You never know when
she’ll strike. Always be armed
with a sword in the bedroom.
f) If you are rich and married to a
Kikuyu woman, make sure you get
home early otherwise as you wait
for the gate to be opened, you
might be shot by ‘gangsters’
who’ll not steal anything from
you.
g) Never ever
ever….repeat.. .never ever sleep
with a Kikuyu woman without
protection. Most likely she wants
to turn you into a cash bank
through alimonies and child
support.
h) Last and most important, Just
laugh it off!
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