Hilarious notices by management

By Tagawah
> Signboard outside a Prayer Hall
"Please Do Not Leave Your Bags,
Wallets, Cell Phones Unattended..
Others Might Think Those Are The
Answers To Their Prayers."
> Signboard outside a prostitute's
house..
"Married MEN are not allowed. We
serve the needy, not the greedy.."
> Signboard outside A Bar:
"Those Of You Who Are Drinking To
Forget, Please do Pay In Advance"
> Signboard outside Driving School:
"If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive,
Don't Stand In Her Way..."
> Signboard outside Library:
"Statutory Warning... While reading
Kamasutra, please hold the book with
BOTH Hands!!!