Tuesday, 6 August 2013

hahaha!Amateur Prostitute Conned of Her Services

A nondescript prostitute in Nairobi was subjected to baptism by fire during her maiden week at ‘work’ when three young men, ‘tuned’ her and bargained for a ‘gang bang’ only to flee without paying her after quenching thirst.
It all began a few minutes to midnight when three young men — perhaps high on testosterone — introduced themselves to her as university students. The three proceeded to wax lyrical — of how they had been charmed by her ‘yellow-yellow’ complexion and unrivalled beauty — and bargained to be served at ago for they were in a hurry.
In a bid to be efficient by killing three birds with one stone, the poor bimbo gave in, oblivious of the impending ‘shop lifting’ and ‘loss’ awaiting her. “The deal was too good to resist, Sh3,000 at ago,” said the victim.
Quick
 The scene was at the famous Koinange Street. The hooker had allegedly been introduced to the (oldest) profession, a week ago by a colleague from Githurai, where she resides. Her colleagues said they saw her talking to the three men and, in fact, envied her for being on high demand. Before they knew it, the four strolled into a building opposite the toilets where the night security guards have an arrangement with the hookers to use the stairs for quick service.
When they got to the venue, they expressed fear of her taking off once she served the first client and thus an agreement had to be struck; the bill would be settled by the last man to be served!
Wail
 Eager and curious to have her maiden ménage à trois— rumoured to be an explosively ecstatic experience, she gave the first two clients a shy smile, perhaps to indicate she was ready. After the two were done, they left their friend to have his time. After he had had enough, he pretended to be looking for money in his pocket as he approached the door and took off. At the entrance, he overpowered the watchman as he attempted to wrestle him. The poor woman was left high and dry as her attempts to wail — Ngai fafa, to get his rogue clients arrested fell on deaf ears.
Two policemen on patrol found her crying claiming she had been conned. Interestingly, when asked what had happened, she was unable to explain in details considering she had been involved in an illegal enterprise, in the first place.
When cajoled further, she confessed that she is a prostitute and had willingly participated in a ‘gang bang’ that went awry. The officers told her that no action could be taken against the three men as there was no receipt to prove she, indeed, offered them the service. The policemen, further, wondered how crime has evolved to the extent of prostitutes being victims of ‘shoplifting’.
 In the past, the script was different — women of the night used to hide beneath the bed and creep into the pockets of their colleagues’ clients. Today, tables have turned. However, her colleagues vowed to teach such crooks a lesson for coming to them expecting to be ‘served honey’ free of charge.

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