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Tuesday, 6 August 2013
BUDGET YA MASAFARA.
TUNAOMBA SERIKALI.
1.Ipunguze ile shimo ya Doughnut ikue ndogo kiasi[hua ni ya nn haswa??]
2.Iambie madame waache kua Magoldigger sana at list wawe wana Gold Dig Alluminium ju atlist ni cheap kimfuko!
3.Itununulie tuVITZ ju hua hazihitaji kupelekwa Car wash,,SINK tu imetosha na mafuta hua inatumia ya SACHETS so tunaeza afford!!
... 4.ilete OKOA jahazi ya Mpesa Na Mshwari na iskue na masharti Miingi ka za jela,, yani iskue na 'Terms and Conditions apply' ju hua hatuzisomi!!
5.Kampuni za soda na pombe zkuwe znajaza chupa mpaka juu,,hio space hua wanabakisha ya nini??
6.ipunguze size ya Filter za Fegi ndo Fegi zkue mrefu kiasi,,si mlipandisha bei btw??
7.Ipeleke hii njeve ya Nairobi Mombasa alafu ituletee hio Joto atlist hata sisi tujiskie kiasi hatuko Kenya 'Nairobi Si kenya'!!
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