Residents of Kisumu Ndogo area in Ongata Rongai, Kajiado County, were
treated to free drama, albeit shameful, when a man — angry at his
friend who had refused to pay his debt — got drunk and deliberately
urinated on goods in his shop to express his anger.
The young man, perhaps broke and desperate, decided to act
shamelessly hoping to secure his money from his debtor who kept telling
him hakuna pesa (there is no money!) whenever he came to demand it.
Bemused
Rumour has it that the shop owner and the young man were close
business friends. On the day of the incident, the young man who claimed
the shop owner had refused to pay his debt, decided to teach him a
lesson by urinating at the door step of his shop and on goods on the
shelve, scaring away bemused customers.
After pursuing the shopkeeper — by making countless phone calls that
went unanswered — all day long, the young man resorted to unorthodox
strategy to get back his money. To gather enough courage, he went and
got drunk before embarking on his well planned mission. The furious man
showed up at his friend’s shop and surprised passers-by and buyers when
he pulled down his trousers, whipped out his weapon of mass procreation
and proceeded to pee. He alternately directed the trajectory of his
urine to different shelves in the shop.
An attempt by the shop owner to keep him away bore no fruits. When
the shopkeeper approached him in to restrain him, he pointed the
trajectory at him. When he ran out of urine, he went and ‘toped up’ by
drinking himself silly and once his bladder was full, he staggered back
and did it again and again.
Shameful
Shockingly, the drunk never felt embarrassed exposing his ‘thing’ to
the thoroughly entertained crowd that laughed their heads off at the
shameful act. Realising the man was not ready to stop, the crowd
appealed to the shopkeeper to give the drunk what belonged to him.
The shopkeeper, who remained adamant and kept bellowing hakuna pesa,
closed his shop without attending to the confused customers and left
the drunk sleeping on the verandah.
Huyo hajaikula beating. Pesa unaomba na amani
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