Funny...

just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in
a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there
stands Bob, the next-door
neighbour. Before she says a
word, Bob says, “I’ll give you
$800 to drop that towel.”
After thinking for a moment, the
woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob.
A...fter a few seconds, Bob
hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the
towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom,
her husband asks, “Who was
that?”
“It was Bob the next door
neighbour,” she replies.
“Great!” the husband says,
“did he say anything about the
$800 he owes me?” ... :