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How To Tell When A Woman Just Had Séx

Did you know that just by walking down the street, or across the office, people may be able to figure out that you've gotten láid?

Because having a váginal orgásm does more than just put a little pep in your step. It actually causes you to walk differently, with a longer stride and a greater pélvic rotation.

In a European study, trained séxologists (nice job title) were able to pick out, with an 81 percent accuracy, which women had an orgásm just by watching them walk.

But that's not the only way someone can tell if a woman has had séx. Here are a few others:

The Glow: There's a scientific reason for us getting the flushéd in the cheeks look after séx -- more blood flow -- but what about that aura of calm that seems to float around us after the fact? It happens. Recently, my husband and I went on a post-coital grocery store trip and ran in to some friends. The wife remarked to me, "You're glowing," with a little wink and a nod.

The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin: This is also known as the Smirking Smile and if you see a woman looking sideways with this look on her face, you'll know, yep, she just got láid. She has a secret that's making her go through her day with a sense of fulfillment. Because, seriously, nobody is that happy unless they just had séx with a happy ending.

The Wét Spot: I know this is gross but getting séminal moisturé leaking through to your pants can be an unfortunate byproduct of having séx, at least if you don't use a condóm or your partner doesn't pull out. And it's not one of the good ways you would want someone to be able to tell that you recently had séx. Wéaring a pad post-intercourse can help prévent this -- just sayin'.

The Unfláppably Buoyánt Mood: A post-intercoursé risé in é dorphins can give you a fresh pérspective on the annoyances of every day life: Go ahead, honk at me because I'm going too slow. Cut in front of me in the check-out line at the store. And let my kids scream at each other while they argue over who gets to sit in the front seat on the way to school. I. Don't. Care. Thanks to a little early morning sunrise surprise, nothing is going to put me in a bad mood. - See more at:

'Jesus and Mary' Spotted on Google Earth

Jesus and Mary have been spotted on Google Earth.

The extraordinary image, which can be seen on the satellite imaging site, appears to show a shrouded Messiah accompanied by Mother Mary.

The dark image of the son of God can be seen on the left, while his mother's outline, coloured white and pink, is on the right.

Mary even appears to be cloaked in a flowing gown, head bowed and hands held in prayer.
The image was snapped by Google as its imaging vehicle drove along the A5 highway near Walensee, in Switzerland.

- Mirror.co.uk

Jesus and Mary have been spotted on Google Earth.

The extraordinary image, which can be seen on the satellite imaging site, appears to show a shrouded Messiah accompanied by Mother Mary.

The dark image of the son of God can be seen on the left, while his mother's outline, coloured white and pink, is on the right.

Mary even appears to be cloaked in a flowing gown, head bowed and hands held in prayer.
The image was snapped by Google as its imaging vehicle drove along the A5 highway near Walensee, in Switzerland.

- Mirror.co.uk 

- See more at: http://www.africanewspost.com/2013/10/jesus-and-mary-spotted-on-google-earth.html#sthash.cy6ujl5Y.dpuf

International Criminal Court rules Ruto to attend all trial

Deputy President William Ruto has suffered a major setback at the International Criminal Court after the Appeals Chamber reversed a decision excusing him from continuous attendance at trial.
The Chamber headed by ICC President Judge Sang-Hyun Song unanimously reversed the Trial Chambers V (a) decision which granted Ruto conditional excusal from physical presence so that he can attend to his constitutional duties as deputy head of state.
The Chamber concluded that the Trial Chamber had interpreted the scope of its discretion to broadly.
“The Appeals Chamber held that before granting an accused excusal from physical presence at trial, the possibility of alternative measures must be considered, including but not limited to changes to the trial schedule or temporary adjournment,” the Judges said.

Furthermore, any absence should be considered on a case-by-case basis and limited to that which strictly necessarysaid judge Song as he rendered the ruling on Friday.In June, the three-judge panel ruled by a majority of two to one that the deputy president should be allowed to miss routine hearings in order to conduct state affairs.
The two – Judge Chile Eboe-Osuji and Judge Robert Fremr – emphasised the presumption of innocence and ruled that rather than enforce the provision, it was more important to do what is “fair, reasonable and just” under the court’s procedures.
The third judge, Olga Herrera Carbuccia from the Dominican Republic, disagreed with her colleagues and said the Rome State provision could not be ignored.
"Mr Ruto should not be given a different legal status on the basis of his personal position as deputy president of the Republic of Kenya," she wrote in her dissenting opinion.
Basing her argument on the dissenting opinion of judge Olga Herrera Carbuccia, Ms Bensouda appealed the decision.
Bensouda warned that the absence of the Mr Ruto from the trials could be used as the reason for the Appeals Chamber to cancel the outcome of the hearings.
She submitted that the judges acted beyond the discretion provide for them in the Rome Statute and argued that by excusing Mr Ruto, and not his fellow co-accused Joshua arap Sang from the evidential phase of the proceedings, the judges had tossed the doctrine of fair conduct of hearings.
On September 23, Kenyatta’s lawyer also asked judges to allow the president to be excused from attending proceedings so as to allow him to attend to his duties as president.

Even death is taxable in KIAMBU county’s bizarre Bill

Dying is going to become an extremely costly affair in Kiambu if the county forges ahead with plans in its Finance Bill, 2013.

In a move that the county government says is meant to raise revenue to fund its Sh12.6 billion budget, the region is also proposing to tax farmers before the carcasses of their livestock and pets can be collected for disposal.

To conduct burial on one’s soil, the bereaved will have to fork out Sh4,500 if the dead is an adult, Sh3,000 for a child and Sh2,500 for an infant.

Families whose relatives die and are buried in cemeteries within the county will pay Sh8,000 for a permanent grave while those whose loved ones die in other counties but are to be buried in Kiambu will pay Sh10,000. Non-residents of Kiambu will be charged Sh25,000.

Besides these charges, the families will be required to pay Sh30,000 every time maintenance work is undertaken on the graves in cemeteries.

Should a grave be reopened, say, in the event of a court order, families will pay Sh15,000 if the dead was an adult, Sh10,000 for a child and Sh5,000 for an infant.

Speaking in Githunguri earlier in the week, Kiambu Governor William Kabogo said the Bill would not be amended, but would be implemented as the executive had proposed.

Sigona ward representative Mutonya Njenga said it was inhumane to charge mourning families before allowing them to bury their loved ones.

Proposed burial fees

“I believe Kabogo is playing politics with the Bill because it is just a draft, which must go through amendments at the assembly whose mandate is legislation,” he said and proposed a zero charge for burials at home and Sh1,000 for burials at public cemeteries.

Mr Njenga said he had received numerous complaints from the residents about the Bill and especially the proposed burial fees.

The 70-page Bill was tabled before the County Assembly by the acting chairman of the Finance committee, Mr Lawrence Mwaura.

The revenue raised is expected to finance Kiambu’s Sh12.6 billion budget, which includes Sh100 million for the governor’s office, Sh155 million for the county assembly and Sh515 million for education and social services.

Some County Assembly representatives have already protested against some of the proposals in the Bill as have residents who have described the plans as draconian and insensitive.

Mr Lawrence Mwaura, who is the vice-chairman of the Kiambu County Assembly’s Finance Committee and the representative for Ting’ang’a yesterday said: “The Bill is just a wish list that is being subjected to different sectoral committees where changes are being made to create a win-win situation for the residents and the county leaders.”

Mr Mwaura urged other ward representatives to inform the public that the Bill was just a draft, and they have 19 calendar days to work on it and come up with a final copy that would be presented to the assembly.

Farmers have not been spared either as they will be charged Sh4,000 for every cow, pig, donkey or horse that dies on their land before the county government can collect the carcasses for disposal.

“I would rather dump my dead cow or donkey on the roadside in the night instead of parting with Sh4,000 per animal as collection fee,” Mr Benson Maina, a resident of Limuru sub-county in Kiambu, said.

Disposing the carcasses of chickens and cats will cost their owners Sh400 a-piece.

In an even more bizarre proposal, county government officials — to be known as ward administrators — will charge every household a fee for slaughtering livestock with chicken attracting the lowest levy (Sh20), a goat Sh150 and a cow Sh400.

This is the first time such a measure is being introduced. The county intends to hire 60 administrators to work in all the eight constituencies in the county.

Entertainment spots have not been left out either. Night clubs with the capacity to host more than 50 patrons will pay Sh50,000 for annual licenses while each butchery that also offers roast meat will be charged Sh7,000.

Pubs with traditional liquor and has seats that can host 16 to 50 patrons will pay Sh10,000 while video and cinema halls will be charged Sh25,000.

Business premises that put up Christmas decorations will pay an additional Sh2,000 to cover the duration of the festivities.

A business or any other organisation with a signboard showing directions to their premises will also be required to pay Sh5,000 for each sign per year.

US defends Kenyan journalists over Westgate coverage

The United States urged the Kenyan government on Thursday to protect "rights to freedom of the Press."

State Department spokeswoman Marie Harf made the comment in response to a reporter's question about the US view of Kenyan authorities' threats to prosecute journalists for their coverage of officials' handling of the Westgate attack.

"We believe in Kenya, as we do everywhere, that a free and independent media is a critical element of a vibrant democracy," Ms Harf said.

She was also asked whether the Kenyan government's threats to prosecute journalists would influence the US response to the effort at the UN to defer the Hague cases against Kenya's leaders.

"Not to my knowledge," Ms Harf replied. "I’ll check in with our folks who are actually reviewing their proposal right now."

'FORCED PATRIOTISM'
Also on Thursday, the New York-based Committee to Protect Journalists called the Kenyan authorities' crackdown on the media an attempt at "forced patriotism" that potentially signified "a downward spiral of Press freedom" in Kenya.

A Nairobi-based consultant for the advocacy group compared the Kenyan government's intimidation to the "self-censorship (that) took hold of the American press in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attack."

The result, consultant Tom Rhodes added, was that "few questioned the lack of evidence to justify invading Iraq."
"It would appear authorities in Kenya expect similar broad, unquestioning media support for their handling of terrorist attacks here," Mr Rhodes observed.

Westgate: Kimaiyo now threatens journalists

Police boss David Kimaiyo on Wednesday announced that journalists will be arrested and prosecuted