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Wednesday, 7 August 2013
URGENT SUBMISSION OF NHIF NUMBER/HEALTH INSURANCE DETAILS
OFFICE OF THE DEPUTY VICE CHANCELLOR (ACADEMIC)
INTERNAL MEMO
FROM: Deputy Vice Chancellor (Academic) DATE: 30th July,2013
TO: All Students OUR REF.: KU/RAC/GEN/VOL.I/45(196)
SUBJECT: URGENT SUBMISSION OF NHIF NUMBER/HEALTH INSURANCE DETAILS
This is to inform you that you are required to submit your NHIF account number or that of your parent/guardian to the office of the registrar (Academic) in Admissions Block Room 12 to facilitate updating individual NHIF numbers by September 2013 or January 2014 for May 2011 Group
You are further informed of the University medical procedures whereby for normal treatment sicknesses and emergency, students are treated at the University Health Unit. However, where situations arises requiring hospitalisation, the university facilitates hospitalization at Kiambu Level Five Hospital, Kenyatta National hospital (or at any hospital of the choice of students) and then parent or guardian are notified to arrange payment of incurring hospital bills.
For East African/International Students are expected to submit details of Health Insurance cover details.
Please note that you will not be registered in the next semester (September 2013 or January 2014) without submitting the required information.
Thank you,
PROF.JOHN OKUMU
DEPUTY VICE CHANCELLOR (ACADEMIC)
c.c Vice Chancellor
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KHAT AND ITS EFFECTS
Khat, or Miraa is the main cash
crop for the Meru and Embu community in Kenya. After Netherland banned
this stimulant, now the United Kingdom has followed suit classifying the
herb as a Class C drug under the Misuse of Drugs act.
Feeling
sorry for the Meru community who would now be losing ksh 42 million per
week. This I am sure would affect negatively the economy of the meru
who I believe at the moment do not have an alternative source of
revenue. As one of my Meru friend usually say,
“hiyo ndiyo fees yangu”. That the miraa business is paying the almost
0.5 million Kenya shillings school fees for parallel medical students.
Now as a medic, I must look at the effects of khat. It may be unsafe for use and can cause psychological dependence.
Khat can cause many side effects:-
· Increased alertness, excessive talkativeness and mood changes.
· Hyperactivity, excitement and aggressiveness
· Anxiety, elevated blood pressure, faster breathing rate, temperature and sweating
· Mouth ulcers, inflammation of the esophagus and stomach, gum disease jaw problems, oral and stomach cancer and even constipation.
· Changes in sex drive, testicular degeneration and inability to get an erection leading to impotence.
· Chewing of khat leaves has led to infections.
· It is unsafe to use khat in pregnancy or breastfeeding, it lowers the birth weight and the chemicals can also pass into breast milk
· It lowers appetite causing people to skip meals and eating becomes less routine.
The list
might be longer, not forgetting dependency of the drug besides
affecting the health of an individual it also leads to economic loses to
the consumers.
I
have seen people neglecting their responsibilities and family just to
satisfy this addiction. Especially on Friday and Saturdays termed as
‘saga day”, ( chewing day ). Groups and individuals go out to ‘maskani’
recreation or relaxation social places and stay out the whole night
leaving their family and the wife unattended to. They are left to burn
the night candle in loneliness, not getting their ‘rights’. This leads
to breakage of many families which is the core pillar of our society.
What
saddens me is the facts that many women are also into this addiction
nowadays. For me seeing a woman, a mother chewing Miraa…….. not a good
scene!!!
Tuesday, 6 August 2013
50 years of independence and we still have a cabinet secretary who is a class three drop out.
"ITS 50 YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE AND:
1. Kikuyus still rape animals. And ladies are too
much.
2. The KALENJIN still burns charcoal after moi
ruled for 24 years. They should divert to biogas,
biofuels and electricity.
3. The opposite of original is China. 50 years of
independence and govt still want to borrow money
from china.
4. Central are still struggling with jiggers after
... kenyatta and kibaki worked for 25 years.
5. KIKIYUS still lead in chokoraa population
despite they have kleptmaniax rulers.
5. 50 years of Independence and 90% of kale
don'tknow where the capital city of kenya is.
6. 50 years of independence and we still have a
cabinet secretary who is a class three drop out.
i.e. Kazungu kambi."
1. Kikuyus still rape animals. And ladies are too
much.
2. The KALENJIN still burns charcoal after moi
ruled for 24 years. They should divert to biogas,
biofuels and electricity.
3. The opposite of original is China. 50 years of
independence and govt still want to borrow money
from china.
4. Central are still struggling with jiggers after
... kenyatta and kibaki worked for 25 years.
5. KIKIYUS still lead in chokoraa population
despite they have kleptmaniax rulers.
5. 50 years of Independence and 90% of kale
don'tknow where the capital city of kenya is.
6. 50 years of independence and we still have a
cabinet secretary who is a class three drop out.
i.e. Kazungu kambi."
HAGUE IS DIFFICULT TO EVADE.
HAGUE IS DIFFICULT TO EVADE.
Uhuru was busy bribing the witnesses little did he knew that the Google, yahoo, amazon and all networks in the world are under American surveillance program called"PRISM".
This project collects mass clandestine data around the globe for security purposes.
In this program telephone, fax, mobile and skype calls are traced and equalized and interlinks of the system o...f characters profiled.From there every program is classified.
This is how Osama bin Laden was traced.
Hehehe This is Joshua talking. Uhuru lawyer filed a case know as ''no case against Uhuru''.Having known all evidences were removed.
Bensounda produced 1200 yellow pages of evidences backed up by video, sounds and speech and bank accounts and mpesa of various Mungiki which were sent to go and murder and rape people in Naivasha and nakuru. Uhuru lawyer never objected that those videos were lies.
The game now is to compel safaricom and airtel to produced those video and messages of those clients. But how will it be possible since the biggest server is Google.
Infact Khan(uhuruto lawyer) has never won any case in Hague
Uhuru was busy bribing the witnesses little did he knew that the Google, yahoo, amazon and all networks in the world are under American surveillance program called"PRISM".
This project collects mass clandestine data around the globe for security purposes.
In this program telephone, fax, mobile and skype calls are traced and equalized and interlinks of the system o...f characters profiled.From there every program is classified.
This is how Osama bin Laden was traced.
Hehehe This is Joshua talking. Uhuru lawyer filed a case know as ''no case against Uhuru''.Having known all evidences were removed.
Bensounda produced 1200 yellow pages of evidences backed up by video, sounds and speech and bank accounts and mpesa of various Mungiki which were sent to go and murder and rape people in Naivasha and nakuru. Uhuru lawyer never objected that those videos were lies.
The game now is to compel safaricom and airtel to produced those video and messages of those clients. But how will it be possible since the biggest server is Google.
Infact Khan(uhuruto lawyer) has never won any case in Hague
WHY ARE WE PAYING FOR THE COSTS OF RUTO TRIP LETS GO VIRAL TO INFORM ALL KENYANS OF THIS TRAVESTY
-so Ruto is scheduled to travel to the Hague for his trial beginning early next month.his air ticket has already been secured at US $ 3,093.he will be travelling with an entourage consisting of his wife,at least one of his kids,security detail,legal team and a few hangers-on....we do not know how long he will be at the Hague.even he doesn't know.while there, they will need food, accommodation and other necessities.the government employees travelling with him will earn allowances and per diem during the trip.who is paying for all these costs?its YOU the Kenyan taxpayer.why are we being made to pay for a PERSONAL trip?especially involving a man suspected of having killed fellow Kenyans?
BUDGET YA MASAFARA.
TUNAOMBA SERIKALI.
1.Ipunguze ile shimo ya Doughnut ikue ndogo kiasi[hua ni ya nn haswa??]
2.Iambie madame waache kua Magoldigger sana at list wawe wana Gold Dig Alluminium ju atlist ni cheap kimfuko!
3.Itununulie tuVITZ ju hua hazihitaji kupelekwa Car wash,,SINK tu imetosha na mafuta hua inatumia ya SACHETS so tunaeza afford!!
... 4.ilete OKOA jahazi ya Mpesa Na Mshwari na iskue na masharti Miingi ka za jela,, yani iskue na 'Terms and Conditions apply' ju hua hatuzisomi!!
5.Kampuni za soda na pombe zkuwe znajaza chupa mpaka juu,,hio space hua wanabakisha ya nini??
6.ipunguze size ya Filter za Fegi ndo Fegi zkue mrefu kiasi,,si mlipandisha bei btw??
7.Ipeleke hii njeve ya Nairobi Mombasa alafu ituletee hio Joto atlist hata sisi tujiskie kiasi hatuko Kenya 'Nairobi Si kenya'!!
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