Beware: The other man in your wife’s life

Is your wife spending too much time pursuing that MBA degree? Has she suddenly changed her wardrobe? Does she seem to be closer to her male friends than she is to you? Has she become distant, ignores you and resists your sexual overtures?If any of your answers to these questions are yes, then there is a high likelihood that there is another man in your woman’s life, a survey commissioned by The Standard on Sunday reveals.
The survey, conducted by Infotrak Research and Consulting shows a growing number of women, driven by fears within their marriages, conflicts with their spouses, lack of sexual satisfaction, a need for extra money, revenge as well as peer pressure, end up in the arms of the other man.
“As husbands strive to look for resources and make investments they ignore the emotional needs of their wives,” Nairobi based sociologist Loice Okello told The Standard on Sunday.
Ms Okello says a lack of communication on emotional and sexual matters is the leading reason why women would seek solace in the arms of another man.

David Makali stands the best chance to win the Bungoma County senatorial seat-media reports

He stands an 80% chance of winning the seat if Wetangula is barred and Kombo is supported by Jubilee. He is highly regarded among young Bukusu elites and enjoys the support of CORD. He is Fresh, Young and could be a nice surprise..... (The new kid on the block that everyone would be curious about).
In addition,Makali's profile speaks out for itself, David Makali is the director of the Media Institute in Nairobi. He has been a journalist (reporter, editor, trainer, publisher, researcher, media critic and press freedom activist) for over 20 years.

A graduate of political science (Moi University, Kenya) Makali studied journalism at the University of Nairobi and the prestigious Columbia University School of Journalism, where he was the recipient of a Jack R Howard Fellowship for International Journalists. And in addition a political analyst.
In matters of integrity,Makali has NEVER been involved in any scandal and him not being in to real politics before, IEBC has lessto use to discredit him from the race,unlike his fellow contestants who have been involved in several election malpractices such as bribing voters,a recent example being Hon. Wetangula as pointed by judge Gikonyo during the ruling of the petition that was filled by Musikari Kombo.
However, should Wetangula be barred and Kombo also steps down for another candidate like Juma Mukhwana, then his chances would be reduced to about 60%. This is because he would enjoy CORD support but then Jubilee leaning Politicians like Governor Lusaka would have someone that they can sell successfully.

Have a low libido?Eat quail eggs!

Quail eggs are no longer just a simple delicacy to many Nairobians. They can improve your sex life tremendously, experts have said.

The little eggs are now believed to contain medicinal value that boosts ‘slow-punctured’ libidos.

Demand for quail eggs, that retail at between Sh80 and Sh120, is high in Nairobi   and many residents are quitting low paying jobs for quail farming.  

 Anthony Kamiti, a quail farmer told The Nairobian that customers “ask him if it’s true that they boost low libido, but I usually advise them to eat them daily either boiled or fried, not to eat once and expect miracle in bed.”

Naph Obare, a health expert agrees: “It’s true that quail eggs boost low libido. Diabetic people experience low libido that’s why we advise patients and anybody else to use them for better performance.”

Warden Elizabeth Leitoro of Kenya Wildlife Service said they receive more than 60 applications daily as its illegal to keep the quails without a licence from government.

You can now venture into quail farming na uwache wimbo wa HAKUNA KAZI!!

Why Hon.Moses Wetangula is most likely the one to win the by election for senatorial seat in Bungoma County

WHO IS LIKELY TO WIN THE BUNGOMA SENATE BY-ELECTION?

From my intelligence, the following may just be on the ballot come the 2013 senatorial by-election in Bungoma

a.       Juma Wa Mukhwana

b.      David Makali

c.       Moses Wetangula

d.      Musikari Kombo

e.       Alfred Khang’ati

The question is, what are the chances of the above being elected senator in the by election?

     Moses Wetangula

He has an 80% chance of retaining the seat due to the following factors

·         He is a seasoned politician

·         He does not shy away from using any means to achieve an end

·         He is a very pragmatic and shrewd politician

·         He has many foot soldiers in the form of County Reps and other boys and girls that directly benefit from him

·         He enjoys support of many elected MPs in Western

·         He enjoys Support of CORD brigade and Raila can not dump him without damaging himself

·    The anti-Jubilee sentiment in Bungoma County is currently even stronger than it was during the general elections

·         He will receive sympathy votes; many feel he is being persecuted

·         He has the resources to share around.

He has a 20% chance of not being senator due to the by election because of the following factors

·         There is a chance that Jubilee uses courts to influence his being on the ballot

·     He has a reputation weakness e.g. He is a shrewd and cunning politician who does not stand with the populace but only furthers individual or selfish interests

·         He is suspected to have been behind recent killings after the general election

·         The Death of Lawyer Wanyama may just be used against him.

  David Makali

He stands an 80% chance of winning the seat if Wetangula is barred and Kombo is supported by Jubilee. He is highly regarded among young Bukusu elites and enjoys the support of CORD. He is Fresh, Young and could be a nice surprise..... (The new kid on the block that everyone would be curious about).

However, should Wetangula be barred and Kombo also steps down for another candidate like Juma Mukhwana, then his chances would be reduced to about 60%. This is because he would enjoy CORD support but then Jubilee leaning Politicians like Governor Lusaka would have someone that they can sell successfully.

  MUSIKARI KOMBO

Musikari Kombo has a 10% chance of being elected Senator in the next by election. These are the factors in his favor.

·         He enjoys the support of Eugine Wamalwa (who still fools  a few with his rhetorical skills)

·         Lusaka the Governor may want to influence against Wetangula due to turf wars

·         If many candidates come in and split votes, Mt. Elgon may be the swing vote in his favour

·         Jubilee may bankroll him and thus he may enjoy state support in manipulating process

·         He may get sympathy votes on the ground that his vote was stolen

Musikari Kombo has a 90% chance of not being our senator after the by-election because of the following factors 

·         Many think he is old enough and should retire

·         He lacks charisma and leadership; the reason why FORD Kenya crumbled under him

·         He is seen as a Jubilee stooge

·         The deaths in Bungoma and Killing of Lawyer Wanyama are issues he has to exonerate himself from (we can imbue a motive on him to want to paint Wetangula as the Killer)

·         Many think he is the one who has misled Eugene into making all the political blunders he is perceived to have made.

Juma Mukhwana

If Kombo and Wetangula will be on the ballot, Mukhwana has a 1% chance of being our Senator. The following factors would work in his favour only if Wetangula is barred

·         He would stand a chance as a compromise candidate

·         He is a good hearted and jovial person (very warm and generous)

·         He is a professional and academic of repute

·         He is an entrepreneur and social capitalist that has been widely acknowledged

·         He already has some political experience

·         If Jubilee supported him, he would have a big machinery to ride

·         He was also cozy with Eugene and maybe Eugene would lend him support due to past dealings

All Factors Held Constant, Juma Mukhwana has a 90% chance of not doing well in the by election especially if Wetangula will be on the ballot.

·         He has already soiled his name through his participation in Kanduyi and recently Kabuchai constituency elections (He has that tag of political failure)

·         He ran on a New Vision Party (AMANI) coalition, which does not have much support on the ground

·         He does not have a ground network that Kombo and Wetangula have given they ran for countywide positions in general election

·         He is not a career politician and thus may not put his soul, body and mind into winning the election (he has other interests that make politics just another option and not a life and death issue for him)

·         Other politicians may fear supporting him because of his intellectual and proven social capitalism prowess (if he gets there, he may outshine some)

Alfred Khang’ati

Alfred Khang’ati has a 5% chance of being elected. This is because his brand suffered a major dent when he dealt arrogantly with issues as My MP (Kanduyi). He did not connect with the people and seemed to indicate that they are just a bother. His performance in the gubernatorial campaigns was dismal further denting his credibility as a man who can give a county seat any serious fight.

VERDICT

·         If Wetangula is not barred, he is highly likely to retain his seat

·         Kombo has no chance of being our senator

·         Juma Mukhwana, unless he wants to use the platform for the future, can only be a meaningful candidate if Wetangula is barred

·         David Makali should only try going for the Seat if Wetangula is barred; if not, let him let the by-election pass and start aligning himself with the right wave on which he will ride for a real fighting chance in 2017

·        

 Alfred Khang’ati and the like of Bifwoli Wakoli should focus on prayers that they get a stab at being member of parliament once again come 2017

THESE ARE MY HUMBLE VIEWS; YOU ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE YOURS!

JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT!An article by Omar Abdi former KDF.He claimed that he was an insider in the planning and executing of the Westgate attack and goes ahead to give details of how it was carried out.

In May this year, I received a call from a person who said he was with me in kdf. He wanted me to help them. It was strange because kdf has so many fighters and at this time, several islamic fighters were kidnapped and killed. So I was very careful. I asked to meet this man at a hotel in nairobi but I did not go. Instead asked  him to meet me at another hotel nearby just near a petrol station in koinange street. I was at the petrol station and only went to the hotel after 10 minutes. The man told me his name is Yusuf and that he does not work for the kdf but for Kenya security intelligence. He wanted me to help them know where Abdi Wahid was. It was every hard because the new al shabab leader was killing rival fighters but I knew Abdi Wahid was not a rival. It was difficult trusting anyone who knew the name of fighters. The Kenya intelligence man told me they knew about Omar Shafik and that they would find Abdi Wahid without my help, but they would pay me good money if  I gave them his contacts.  I gave him his Kenyan number and another he uses when in Europe.  In August this year, I came to learn that Omar Shafik was shot and killed in Somalia. I was in Mombasa at this time when Yusuf called me again and i came to nairobi. I met him and a white woman he told me is called Nassim Halima. Nassim is a woman I had met in Wahid’s house. She had changed so much but I could recognize her. She wanted me to meet a man called Saleh. We went to a house in Majengo. At that meeting, Saleh asked me to help them attack a big shopping building where lots of europeans and americans go.

I initially thought this was a setup because Yusuf had told me Saleh had been working with Omar Shafik’s fighters to kidnap and kill foreigners in Mombasa. Saleh also told me that the new commander in chief was aware and what we were going to do was to help him fight America and nothing would go wrong.  He also told me that fighters from Europe and America would be used. I was to help them get vehicles and a house. At this point, I was still very afraid because i could not believe the commander in chief  would be involved and i was also not aware of any date or place of attack. During my period in KDF, I had gone to train fighters in Somalia for al shabab but I never heard of any communications between the leaders of al shabab and any senior government officials in Kenya.  I again met Yusuf that week. He came with another man who did not speak any Kiswahili. We drove around nairobi for a while and went to Sarit Centre. We were joined by two other men who also did not speak Kiswahili. We left and went to a house nearby. It was at that time that I knew we were to attack Westgate because several pictures of Westgate were on the wall of this house. There were also pictures of al Mansoor on the wall and several verses from Quran written on the Westgate pictures. Yusuf explained how the attack would take place, several weapons were already inside Westgate. He also said the fighters already knew the inside of the building after going through training. That evening I left with Yusuf and the three men remained in the house. I was staying at a hotel and Yusuf told me to change locations.

By this time, I had been paid 5 million in cash for getting three vehicles and as part of my payment. We agreed to meet again the following week. Yusuf never called, and his phone was off. It was almost three weeks later when another man called me and told me that I would only talk to him from that time. He said he would call again. On 20th September the same man called me using a different number and asked that we meet at Jamia Mosque in the evening. I had by now shared this with a very close friend of mine. He was a fighter though not actively because his father was a very senior man in the previous government. That evening we met at a hotel called Jamyat near the mosque. The man did not tell me his name but said he was with intelligence and works with Yusuf. He gave me a briefcase with money and told me that if I have a family at Westgate then I should find ways of making them not go there on Saturday. He also said two other attackers and more weapons were brought in from Somalia border using a helicopter belonging to a very senior person in government.

We then went with the man to Majengo where the vehicles were kept. I gave him the keys, agreed to meet at the house near Sarit and I left. The following morning I was at the house around 10am. I found only two vehicles at the parking. I again met Yusuf and four other men and a woman who was not Somali. She made phone calls and spoke in Kikuyu. Three of these men are the same ones I had met before. Yusuf told me that I was to drive one vehicle to Westgate then drive away. Although we had not agreed about this, I agreed. At around midday, both Yusuf and the other intelligence man were constantly talking on their phones. They seemed to be talking to people inside Westgate  because they asked if things are ready at the building. Yusuf asked on phone if the important people have been removed and said it would go on even if those people are not removed because we had agreed to stick to the agreed time. I didn’t know who these people were but I later came to know that some members of the president’s family were in the building.

We left the house about twenty minutes later in two vehicles. Both Yusuf and the intelligence man were in the white car I was driving and they got off at Peponi road. The other car used the Other road near the smaller nakumatt supermarket. I drove to the front of the building and stopped and the fighters jumped off then I drove away. That night at around midnight, someone called me to say that I should change my phone number and throw away the phone. I called Yusuf and the other intelligence man but their phones were off. I also received another call the following morning to tell me that  I should not travel outside Nairobi. The person told me that the fighters had all left but the building would be blown using the other third car.  I knew he was not saying the truth because fighting was still going on at the building.

Despite his warning that I don’t leave nairobi, I left and travelled to Mombasa. Two weeks after the attack, three men came to my house and asked my wife to inform me that they were my friends and asked to see me. They told her they would be back the following day. That evening, I told my wife to leave Mombasa and go to her sister. I also left. Four days after that, I called a man known as Mahat whom I was with in KDF, and who had also met Abdi Wahid. He told me that Abdi Wahid was in Kenya but already left for Europe. Two of his friends had been arrested at the airport but released.  I write this in good faith. If I betray someone may Allah have mercy on my soul.

A Woman loses her Private Parts After Cheating-magician Mai Tawanda

A 29-year-old Bulawayo woman from Matshobana suburb got the shock of her life when she woke up in the morning and realised her private parts were missing, it is alleged.

Chipo Sibanda reportedly learnt the hard way in the early hours of April 29 when she visited the toilet but could not urinate upon discovering that her vagina had mysteriously sealed. The woman is said to have nearly collapsed when she noticed that her ‘most sweetness spot’ had mysteriously sealed.

However, a ZImbabwean online publication says it has learnt that Chipo was in the habit of sleeping with married men — a claim, which was confirmed by the alleged hubby-snatcher. It is reported that Chipo approached one of the women whose husband had allegedly ‘strayed’ to Chipo’s ‘honey jar’.

A source who stays in Bulawayo’s Matshobana suburb where there incident reportedly took place, said a woman popularly known as Mai Tawanda had previously warned Chipo to stay away from her husband. The source said after the spine-chilling incident, the ‘vaginaless’ woman approached Mai Tawanda and begged for forgiveness.

Husband-snatcher

“She didn’t have a choice in this case but to approach Mai Tawanda and apologise. No one remains calm upon realising that her sexual organ is missing. If she had not approached Mai Tawanda we could be talking about something else,” said a source close to Chipo.

It is reported that Mai Tawanda first thrashed Chipo but much to the surprise of everyone, the bashed woman did not cry. The alleged husband-snatcher was saved by Mai Tawanda’s sister who had been summoned to hear the confession.

Revealed

“She was set free three hours after the beating. She made a promise to Mai Tawanda that she would never see her husband or even come near him. That is when she was told to go to the toilet and check if her organ was back,” she said.

After several attempts to get hold of Chipo, our news crew eventually managed to hook up with the woman who openly revealed that she had learnt a big lesson.

“I am sorry to all women I have wronged. It wasn’t my intention to break their marriages. It (the disappearance of her organ) was so scary and the thought that I couldn’t piss was frightening. I could feel that my bladder was full but I couldn’t do anything,” she said.

Efforts to get a comment from the much dreaded Mai Tawanda proved futile.

Prophets of doom? A President from an East African nation will soon be kidnapped by terrorists...

A President from an East African nation will soon be kidnapped by terrorists, renowned Nigerian televangelist TB Joshua has prophesied.

The televangelist also said he saw a vision of people having a good time in a nightclub before it was blown up.

His prophecy has got many Kenyans worried even though the pastor clarified that Kenya was not the East African country he is prophesying about.

TB Joshua, whose net worth the BBC puts at between Sh850 million and Sh1.27 billion, is said to have given several prophecies in Nigeria, most of which have come true.

But Kenya is no stranger to prophecies. And one man who has stood out in Kenya when it comes to prophecies is Dr David Owuor.

Since 2005, he has been prophesying about the doom that would befall the country unless the nation heeds his call for a national repentance.

Prior to the 2007/2008 post-election violence, he constantly talked about seeing blood flowing in the country because people had refused to repent.

And when the violence happened, he said it was because God was angry at the rot in the society in general and in the Church in particular. He also claims to have prophesied about the recent Westgate terror attack.

On September 30, Prophet Owuor released a video detailing his one-year-long prophecy of the terror attack.The video shows that on July 9, 2012, the prophet, while speaking in Austria, warned that a dark day was coming for Kenya. He then repeated the same prophecy while in Dublin, Ireland’s capital, on November 25.

He talked of several explosions, Arabic-speaking terrorists, and armored army vehicles, much like what happened at Westgate in September.

Dr Owuor’s other fulfilled prophecies include the Oslo terrorist attack in Norway; Israeli Embassy attack in Cairo; Australian Floods and Cyclone Yasi on East Coast and Malawi earthquake.