Tourism players fault Uhuru's move to boost sector

Tourism players in Mombasa have questioned President Uhuru Kenyatta's directives to boost the sector, terming it unrealistic.

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Speaking during a stakeholders meeting at Nyali Beach Hotel, Kenya Association for Hotel-keepers and Caterers (KAHC) chief executive officer Mike Macharia said Government needed to have a flexible tourism policy.

FACT ABOUT SEX, DO U BELIEVE?

During sex, what bring about excitement to the man is the ability of the vagina to hold the penis tight and give it that sensation at the tip. There are thousands of unseen balls in the vagina that gives it this ability of tightness. These balls continue to burst each time a girl engages herself in sexual intercourse and the more the balls burst, the less elastic the vagina becomes rendering it not being able to hold the penis tightly during sex. 

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A girl who changes guys like the way she changes her pads stands the risk loosing more balls in Her vagina. Such girls always have their vagina so loose to the extend that, guys with smaller penis are not able to satisfy them and their partners don't also enjoy them during sex making them to now play ''away matches''. Have u ever asked yourself why most guys are fond of cheating on their partners? The truth is that they don't always get the kind of excitement they need from their partners. A girl who tries to abstain is likely to maintain her vagina in good shape for a long time and is also likely to keep her man to herself without cheating setting in.

Shock as mourners carries own plate,spoon to funeral

Mourner carries own cutlery  Residents of Moulem Estate in Kisumu were recently left in stitches when  a woman who had come for a funeral unashamedly whipped out of her  handbag a plate, cup and a spoon after the said cutlery ran out during  meal time.   As it is the custom in Nyanza, meals must be served at funerals, as a  way of celebrating the departed soul. Thus, this particular one was not  any different. A relatively well known man had passed on. And this  called for an elaborate and dignified sendoff that saw locals throng his  homestead a couple of days before his burial.   As usual, meals had been prepared in plenty. Locals witnessed quite a  number of strange behaviors. First, there were those who, probably from  distant places, arrived and immediately they were done wailing, wiped  their tears and headed straight to the tent where food was being served.  In one particular incident, a mourner made a grand entrance; she  uncontrollably wailed, rolled on the ground, dirtying herself as she  eulogised the departed man.  She praised him, expressing her grief and how the locality will miss his  kindness and generosity. Soon after wards, she dusted herself and made a  bee line for the improvised kitchen under a tent, where meals were  being served. Minutes late, she emerged with a mountain of nyoyo  (mixture of beans and maize), and a cup of tea.  Mourners salivate  On the final day, the bereaved had hired services of an out service  catering company. They had prepared sumptuous nyoyo, tea and ugali seved  with beef for special visitors, whose aroma made most of the mourners  salivate, completely ignoring the eulogies read.

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What shocked the  residents was the gusto with which one particular whipped out a plate  and other cutlery, when she was told all the plates available had run  out. “Apenjou jowadwa, tinde ji Biro e liel nyaka gi plate, e liel yawa?  (Let me ask you brethren, nowadays people come to funerals with  plates?” wondered a shocked mourner.  “The world could be coming to an end my friends, if people can carry  such things to a funeral. It seems some people only come to funerals to  eat?” asked another mourner.  “Osiepna, thurwa kae, jii nyaka chiem ee liel. mang’a duong kothoo,nyaka  gweno, dhiang’ gi diek nyaka yang’ mar jomaobiro ee liel. (My friend,  around here, people believe in eating in funeral).  And when a ‘big’ person dies, you would always hear of plans to  slaughter bulls, chickens, goats and sheep in order to sustain the  expected big number of mourners that would grace the burial.)” answered  the other mourner.  He added: “The bigger the name the bigger the budget of food. So much is  the emphasis that is put on food that in some instances, we have a  committee that ensures food is in plenty, even if it means doing a  fundraiser, otherwise people will forever gossip the bereaved, claiming  he/she starved them!”

Drama as drunkards turn court into theatre of the absurd.

Drunkards are an  interesting lot. They are at times funnier than your average Kenyan  comedian, if the theatrics a bunch of them brought to a Nyeri court a  week ago is anything to go by.   A group of 85 men had been arraigned in court and charged with being  drunk and disorderly. That some of them were still in a drunken stupor  made the courtroom literally turn into a theatre of the absurd.
 Interestingly, a mtungi  (pot) full of a frothy brew, which was still fermenting and from which  some of the suspects never moved their eyes, was produced in court as  exhibit.  Drama began when the court clerk started explaining to them why they had  been arraigned in court. “Mlipatikana mkipiga kelele na kutembea kwa  mwendo wa kuyumbayumba (You were caught drunk and disorderly),” he told  them.  In unison, the drunkards pleaded guilty to the charges, and that was  when the comedy began. Each one of them was given an opportunity to  explain why they were “disturbing peace” and why they should not be  charged.  First on the line was a particularly witty individual who asked the  court to free him because his youngest daughter was pregnant.  He told the magistrate that he is the sole breadwinner of his family  including the foetus in his 17-year-old daughter’s womb. “Huyo musichana  alikuwa ametoroka, lakini kurudi alikuja na mimba (My daughter had run  away from home, only to return with a pregnancy,” said the man, arousing  a merry round of laughter in the packed courtroom. 

See also: Shock as mourners carries own plate,spoon to funeral
Last sip 
The next drunk told the court he was in the process of quitting alcohol  and, in fact, he was on his last day when the police ambushed the den  and arrested him on his last sip.  He said he had resolved to quit alcohol after he recently witnessed,  ‘booze warriors’ succumb to illicit liquor in different parts of the  country. “For the 10 years I have been drinking, I have never been  arrested by police. This was in fact bad luck to me because I was in the  process of quitting alcohol when they came. They just caught me on my  last sip,” he repeated.  And before the tickled courtroom could recover from outbursts and  ramblings, one of his partners in crime, perhaps not to be outdone, took  the comedy a notch higher. In his defence, he told the magistrate he  never takes alcohol but had turned to it after the scotching sun on that  day “burned” his head, disorganising his thinking, moving and seeing  faculties.  “The sun had burned my head, thus I couldn’t do things properly. That is  why I turned to alcohol, but I swear here today, I will never drink  again,” he pleaded.But the showstopper was an elderly man who tickled those in attendance.  After pleading guilty to the charges, told the magistrate that even  before slapping him with any amount of bail, he should be released to go and look for more money to bail himself out because all he had in his pocket was Sh100! "Nii ndiro na igana rimwe. Ona kaba mwambe mundekererie ndie ngethe icio ingi (All I have is Sh100. If you can, please free me so that I can go get you the rest if the fine exceeds that)” he begged, rather emotionally. Interestingly, the magistrate heard his plea, and only fined him Sh100!

Kenyan celebrity singer cheats on the husband

Trouble is brewing  within a widely famous and controversial celebrity couple after the  husband confirmed an affair between the celebrity wife and a prominent  former Central region politician’s son.   All has not been well in the marriage and the wife seems to have taken  to other affairs after walking out of the marriage.

See Also: Finaly,Light at the end of the tunnel.UoN student speaks to fellow comrades; SOBER UP SIR

Please keep off,” the  lady who is a mother wrote to the husband, in an SMSs that was forwarded  to us this week.  Besides that text, the troubled husband, a respected man in the  political, corporate and showbiz arena shared with us all the text  messages obtained from the wife’s phone and the threatening message and  requested the identity of the said politician’s son not to be published  for obvious reasons sighting that: “It could be a case of hit and run on  the part of the man and the lady being on rebound. As a man, I would  hate to expose the lady who is my wife and mother of my baby.  It would rather be a bit insensitive at this point. I would be exposing  her to public ridicule and putting her moral degree and career in  question. I will be patient,” he told Pulse.  The SMSs between the man and the celebrity ‘girl’ — in our possession —  do highlight a passionate affair between the two in which the lady looks  so smitten.  Most of them are night ‘calls’ the kind that a love would call the night  kiss to cap the activities of the day.  The politician’s son in question is a senior boss in a telecommunication  firm, a strategist who joined the firm after completing his Masters  Degree abroad some few years back.  He is a close friend of madam celeb…a friendship spanning back almost 15  years ago. “I am giving you all this information so that in case  something happens to me, the world will be in the know,” said the man
“I will continue taking good care of her, I mean, she is the mother to  my baby and as far as I know, she deserves my respect. It is in my  interest to see her lead a respectable life,” he concluded.
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Please keep off,” the lady who is a mother wrote to the husband, in an SMSs that was forwarded to Pulse this week. Besides that text, the troubled husband, a respected man in the political, corporate and showbiz arena shared with us all the text messages obtained from the wife’s phone and the threatening message and requested the identity of the said politician’s son not to be published for obvious reasons sighting that: “It could be a case of hit and run on the part of the man and the lady being on rebound. As a man, I would hate to expose the lady who is my wife and mother of my baby. It would rather be a bit insensitive at this point. I would be exposing her to public ridicule and putting her moral degree and career in question. I will be patient,” he told Pulse. The SMSs between the man and the celebrity ‘girl’ — in our possession — do highlight a passionate affair between the two in which the lady looks so smitten. Most of them are night ‘calls’ the kind that a love would call the night kiss to cap the activities of the day. The politician’s son in question is a senior boss in a telecommunication firm, a strategist who joined the firm after completing his Masters Degree abroad some few years back. He is a close friend of madam celeb…a friendship spanning back almost 15 years ago. “I am giving you all this information so that incase something happens to me, the world will be in the know,” said the man
Read more at: http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/entertainment/pulse/article/2000122263/kenyan-celebrity-singer-cheats-on-the-husband

Finaly,Light at the end of the tunnel.UoN student speaks to fellow comrades; SOBER UP SIR

SOBER UP SIRIt is frustrating to be in your room the whole day without means of bringing your phone to life.Even more disturbing that you cannot prepare a meal simply because electricity took to the heels and left you with hunger pangs.But wait;Imagine yourself as that hardworking kenyan living from hands to mouth at the wake of biting economic times.That your salary even if it was to be trippled,cannotbe anywhere near that of a county MCA.And because receiving hands and wanting mouths are more than giving ones;you forgo that rest on a Saturday;you forfeit a sweet familytime so as to ran an extra errand in your genuine attempts to make yourends meet.And just when the sun decide what you have made is enough for the dayand you are on your way to the tentyou call your home;to at least get your mind off the struggles of your life;alas!Stones comes greeting your windscreen and before you know it,sheepish and mean looking group ofmen flank you demanding you part with everything you have(as if you have it)You think hard guessing your mind isplaying games;wonderingwhether you used the wrong path but looking not far;you realize you are just within the university of Nairobi area.And the men extorting from you are mere students!What strikes you off head is not the fact that you are being robbed,No!That students are from the premier institution of higher learning paralyze your mind!To cut the story short ,i fail to understand how a whole learned(or learning) human being can take to such wayward actions just because there is power outages in the institution.We are supposed to be models from whom others can take after yet this is what we can show after years of learning??I fail to connect the dots!After your course comes to an end,you will wake up to a very harsh reality.All those things you are doing today,will come haunting you.If you commit to do what is right and just to the society,good tidings await you!I know you are bright and academically gifted but without humility and discipline ,your academic might is just as useless as a linen to a pig.Sober Up Sir .Stop being idle and rush to the library!
Regards
Dubois Maina Maina

ONE KU FEMALE STUDENT'S LEADER EFFECTIVELY HANDLES THE "BIG-BALLS."

KU Gender and Welfare secretary #Micky_Wanja gave one Babu Owino and his assistant Juma Charlow (the 2 Big Balls) serious schooling  during their interview today on KTN-StraightUp.

The punchlines;
*A clever fighter never uses his best weapon before the war starts. #Conclusion: The duo are not clever, a kind way of calling them fools.

*In the 21st Century, Guerrilla tactics can't create solutions. A kind way of saying you live in stone age.

Micky went ahead trying to bring sense to this two duos on why they shouldn't have incited the students to hold a demonstration on Tuesday 21st since it was baseless and the two had no facts regarding fee increment. In one way or the other Wanja tried to bring out the fact that the two were using this just as a political platform to gain cheap publicity or maybe someone somewhere was using them to use the students as an arm to dis-stabilize the UhuRuto government in such time when its under pressure to handle terrorism in the country.

All said,the it all up to the students, to evaluate each and every matter before rushing to take any action to avoid manipulation from politicians as they intensify their supremacy battles.

Missing Embu County Speaker Kariuki Mate dumped alive in Limuru

NAIROBI, KENYA:Missing Embu County Assembly Speaker Kariuki Mate was on Friday morning dumped alive in Lumuru.He was later rushed to the Aga KhanHospital,Nairobiwhere he is receiving treatment.Police say he was later brought to theGigiri police station unconscious at midnight and no more arrest has been made.Nairobipolice boss Benson Kibue says the speaker was initially found inLimurunear St Paul's University while unconscious and taken to the police station by a canter that was transporting sweet potatoes toNairobi. "The occupants of the canter say he flagged them down while looking drunk but smart and told them he was the missing speaker before they helpedhim to Gigiri police station. He is ok now," said Kibue.Mate went missing on Monday from Utalii hotel,Nairobiafter he was picked up by a car that sped off.A police officer has since been charged with his abduction. Police say they will interrogate him later.

UoN student furious over KISS100 Caroline Mutoko's comment in relation to the University Demo.

Here is what he posted on FB group (NEW COMRADES FORUM) to express his anger over Mutoko's comment.

This manerless idiotic whore never learn from her mistakes...She poisoned Mutula Kilonzo with excessive viagra after some dark forces offered her money,what a bitch! Killing a bright lawyer..This carolyne vituko was and is stilldating one of the Atur brothers.(Atur margariany)...carolyne vitukois a female terrorist and Kimaiyo should investigate her conducts.This vituko tried Snatching Larry madowa,Larry rejected her squarely....This Mutuko was shut down by Sonko on a phone call interview,Mike Sonko called her a bitch! She was asking petty quetions..This Mutuko thinks that comrades are not wise,we have a right to peaceful demostration....those (policemen) who made peaceful protest impossible,madeviolent revolution inevitable.....What is Radio Africa?? Does Mutoko know that we have NEW COMRADES FORUM?? Who wants to listen to radio africa???Let her dare blacklist our bright journalist from being employed..Mutoko is a fool,she should go get married and mind her business,stepping on comrades toes is tantumount tocommitting suicide,aulize Kaimenyi! She is too minute/micro for comrades to fight.....we fight with institutions and not uselessindividuals like Carolyn whatever her name is! Last warning! Next time she opens her mouth aimlessly,comrades will bay for her blood!

Odoyo Mungah Senior 

You are lying,‪ ‎ODM ‬ tells Jubile.

Nairobi, Kenya:Orange Democratic Movement has released a report card on theJubileegovernment's performance in the past one year.
In a statement sent to newsrooms by acting party leader Anyang' Nyong'o,ODMaccused the government of not fulfilling its promises."When theJubileeCoalition took over power it promised Kenyans many things it has not fulfilled one year after being in office." read the statement. " Lap tops for school children: nothing. Digitalized government: nothing. Free maternitycare for expecting mothers: grossly under funded. A place to feel at homein Kenya: we now live under perpetual insecurity. A unified and prosperous nation: divisive politics and the politics of exclusion continue to divide our people withJubileeleaders as the chief architects of this " divide and rule politics," the statementread.ODMsaid the country was becoming more and more isolated from the international community of nation and called the trend "worrying"saying that Kenya's  development partners had been humiliated "by a stance in international relations laced with arrogance and nationalistic jingoism."The statement ended with an inviation to read a "score card" on howJubilee"is misgoverning Kenyans and our proposals on what need to be done in agriculture, land, energy, other infrastructure, education, health, industry and governance in general."Below is the complete unedited statement.THE LIES THAT JUBILEE TELLWhen theJubileeCoalition took over power it promised Kenyans many things it has not fulfilled one year after being in office. Lap tops forschool children: nothing. Digitalized government: nothing. Free maternitycare for expecting mothers: grossly under funded. A place to feel at homein Kenya: we now live under perpetual insecurity. A unified and prosperous nation: divisive politics and the politics of exclusion continue to divide our people withJubileeleaders as the chief architects of this " divide and rule politics."What is even more worrying is that Kenya is becoming more and more isolated from the international community of nations. Our development partners have been humiliated by a stance in international relations laced with arrogance and nationalistic jingoism which brings with it self inflicted wounds and missed opportunities in development corporation in Kenya's global interests. Sooner rather than later this politics of isolation will begin hurting our people directly particularly in the social sectors: health, education and water provision.Development partners who have worked with us in these sectors are pulling out due to lack of positive engagement by theJubileeleaders.ODMbelieves in constructive engagement with all our developmentpartners rather than the isolationist diplomacy ofJubilee.It is in the face of this rapid decline ineffective leadership that we decided to delve deep into the "lies thatJubileehas been telling Kenyans" about pursuing their manifesto so that Kenyans can wake up to the serious situation we are facing with the current regime. As a watchdog government in waiting our responsibility is to analyze, criticize, enlighten, expose, shade light and show the way to a better and"CORDED" Kenya.Having ascended to power through a controversial Supreme Court decision, and knowing full well that the IEBC did a hopeless job in managing the last elections,Jubileeshould have moved first to address radical reforms in the elections body. It has not. Instead it is now engaged in maneuvers to engage the discredited personnel in that elections body for the further rigging of future elections. Just more problems for ournation. Our coalition has called for a radical transformation of the IEBC and a truly independent body to manage the next elections.
he projects thatJubileekeepson touting as their successes areactually Vision 2030 projects that they have inherited from both the NARC and the Grand Coalition government. These are long term infrastructure projects whose fruition are rightly being realized now. The problem is that, due to greed and kickbacks,Jubileehas now loaded these projects with debt burdens that will weigh heavilyand unfairly on future generations. We see this in the SGR project as well as the energy sector where kickbacks infirm board room wars.What is worse isJubilee's killing of the national institutions set up by NARC to steer Vision 2030. These are the National Economic and Social Council (NESC) and the Secretariat for Vision2030. No doubt the politics of"opaqueness" requires that such institutions die.More worrying to us is the creeping authoritarianism coming back to the center stage if Kenyan politics at a time when we should be expanding democratic governance and strengthening devolution. In implementing Article 17 of the Sixth Schedule of the Constitution, Cabinet Secretary Anne Waiguru should have presented to the Senate Committee on Devolution a government sessional Paper on the restructuring of the ProvincialAdministration "to accord with devolution" and not to impose new structures of the old system by fiat from above. Such a paper would then havebeen debated in Parliament. This has not happened and an unnecessary crisis has now been manufactured byJubilee.We invite you to read and discuss our detailed score card on howJubileeis misgoverning Kenyans and ourproposals on what need to be done in agriculture, land, energy, other infrastructure, education, health, industry and governance in general.Sen. (Prof.) P. Anyang' Nyong'oAg. Party LeaderMay 21, 2014

26 Varsity Students Charged In Court Over Demos

Twenty six university students have today, Wednesday been charged in a Nairobi court over Tuesday’s protests over proposed increased tuition fees.

22 students before court were however released on a Ksh 500 cash bail.

Two other students scheduled to appear in the court failed to appear hence prompting an arrest warrant to be issued.

This comes just  day after the students went on rampage causing chaos in Nairobi's CBD.

The students barricaded roads with some taking advantage of the protest by harassing and looting from motorists.

Police were forced to use tear gas canisters to disperse the students who were marching along parliament and Jeevanjee gardens.

In a quick rejoinder, Education Cabinet Secretary Prof Jacob Kaimenyi denied the claims of plans to increase tuition fees.

In a statement to newsrooms,the Education Secretary said such an increment was not possible without consultations with all stakeholders.

Kaimenyi added that a fee increment must be initiated by University Councils then deliberated upon through a consultative process which should involve stakeholders and approved by the Cabinet Secretary for Education.

Key stakeholders in this process include Parliament, Senate, Commission for University Education, Kenya Universities and Colleges Central Placement Service Board, University Students’ leadership.

Make Up Tips For Black Skin

Tips for making up that beautiful dark skin. Photo: CourtesyStacy Okafor is an international make-up artist who has worked with celebrities for film, music videos, television and fashion shows, and specialises in make-up and skin care for black women.1. Use Light FoundationAvoid using heavy-texture foundations, as black skin tends be oiler. Instead, ask for a foundation that is lightweight in texture with a high pigment concentration. This basically means that a little of the foundation covers well. This will avoid a heavy look to the skin.2. Match Your FoundationWhen choosing a foundation, always pick a colour that matches the majority of yourface. If you want to adjust any discoloration on your face, use a lighter or darker concealer as a colour adjuster for the areas of your face which appear different. Remember to match your shadein natural daylight.3. Get Clever With ConcealerIf you need to correct any discolouration,use an orangey/red-based concealer first to neutralise the darkness, then set this lightly with powder. Next, use a concealer that matches your skin and blendthis over the area you have colour corrected.4. Don't Use Silvery EyeshadowsEye shadow colours with silvery undertones can tend to be a bit harsh on black skin so use colours that are warmerand have more golden tones for a more flattering look.5. Groom Your BrowsWhen grooming brows, use a pencil or powder in a dark brown. Often black skins tend to opt for black pencils to matchtheir hair colour. On the brows, this can look too hard as the hairs create natural shadow and make the black pencil appear deeper.6. Line Your LipsUse lipliner to play with your natural mouth shape. If you want to make your lips fuller, use a lip liner to draw just outside your natural line. Likewise, if youwant to make your lips appear less full, line them just inside the natural lip line with a darker lip pencil in a neutral tone.
Source: Channel4.com

Five common beauty blunders

By polishing up your techniques in the beauty and make-up department, you can transform your look from just nice to show-stoppingly amazing.
1. Clashing lipstick and eyes
Clashing means that both are competing for attention. Your choice of lipstick and eye shadow need not be an exact match. But the problem arises when a bold lip is paired with a bright, glittery eye, or dark lipstick with dark eye shadow. Because the viewer can only focus on one aspect of your face, choose whether you want to play up your lips or your eyes—not both. The original dark smoky eye is always paired with a pale nude neutral lip.
2. Overdoing the concealer
A concealer is a wonderful, almost magical tool in any woman’s make-up arsenal. It can make your late nights, hangovers and raccoon eyes disappear just by a few strategic swipes. It can reduce the appearance of puffiness, dark circles, bags and blemishes. But to accomplish this, buy the right shade in the right formulation. Your concealer should ideally be the exact same shade as your foundation or slightly lighter. If it is too light it will magnify the flaws you want to hide.
3. Applying lipstick to chapped lips
This is an absolute no-no. Lipstick flaunts one of a woman’s best features—her perfect pout. When we apply bright, shimmery or even nude lipstick on cracked lips, not only does it draw attention to the uneven cracks, it dries them out and worsens the situation. Prepare your lips first to achieve maximum voltage from applying colour. Make your own DIY (do it yourself) scrub using sugar and honey or coconut oil. Use your clean fingers or a soft toothbrush to gently exfoliate your lips. Prime with petroleum jelly or Shea butter then apply your lipstick.
4. Heavy or fake-looking foundation
Full coverage foundation is for film and photography. For a classic day-to-day fresh face, only apply foundation on the areas that need it—around your eyes, along your nose and on your cheeks. You do not need foundation on your entire forehead and jaw. Blend thoroughly so that it looks natural.
5. Cakey powder
Powder can be an important tool because it sets your original make-up and helps it last. It is also useful in preventing shine, especially for photography. However, care must be exercised. Pressed powder foundation is not the same as translucent finishing powder. Each of these serves a different purpose and can make us look cakey or ashen when applied incorrectly

Man arrested for trying to have sex with a cash machine

MirrorTennessee, USA:A man has been arrested after allegedly trying to have sex with a cash machine and a picnic table.Lonnie Hutton, 49, was charged with public intoxication after being detainedby police outside Boro Bar and Grillin Murfreesboro,Tennessee.A police report alleges that he first tried to have sex with the ATM after pulling down his trousers and underwear, exposing himself.Police arrived at the scene where they saw an allegedly drunk Hutton walking around while still naked.He was described as smelling of alcohol, unsteady on his feet. He also had slurred speech and bloodshot eyes.
He was thrusting his hips, according to WKRN, when police took him outside.A report filed by police said they sat him down on a bench outside when he"exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table."He was sent to Rutherford County jail to be processed and will appear at court on July 1.

WIKILEAKS Reveals The NAMES Of Those Whom UHURU Has Approved To Be Paid BILLIONS Off ANGLO LEASING Are They His FRIENDS

In a classified file from the American embassy dated March 2,2006,the names behind controversial payment of Sh.1.3 billion recently approved by the president citing obligation and 'containing damage' have been revealed.

According to the exposing site,these are the people who will pocket the billions which has incited the opposition to plan a nationwide protest

◆Alfred Getonga,
◆Anura Perera,
◆Deepak Kamani,
◆Joseph "Jimmy" Wanjigi.

The cable goes further to give the sequence of how the fleecing was conducted

ANATOMY OF A CORRUPTION NETWORK
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3.  (C) In April 2004, information emerged publicly that a
shadowy firm, Anglo Leasing and Finance Limited (Anglo
Leasing), had secured two bogus contracts with the  Government of Kenya (GOK).  The first was for the supply of  new secure passport issuing equipment, and the second for
the construction of a police forensics lab.  Together, the  two contracts were worth a combined $90 million.  Anglo-
Leasing, it turned out, was no more than a "PO Box company"
with fictitious offices in the UK and Switzerland and no  identifiable officers or management. 

The Anglo-Leasing  scandal was aggressively investigated at the time by the  then-Permanent Secretary for Ethics and Governance, John
Githongo.  Githongo's investigations revealed Anglo-Leasing  to be only the tip of an iceberg of grand-scale theft.
They forced the Ministry of Finance to suspend payments and  order forensic audits on 18 secretive security-related
procurement contracts that followed a very similar pattern  to that found in the Anglo-Leasing cases.

4.  (C) This pattern involved a small clique of private-  sector dealmakers working together with an equally small
cadre of senior government conspirators.  Together, they
would generate proposals for large-scale government  procurement contracts.  Because these contracts involved  national security equipment of one kind or another, they
fell well outside the normal (and already weak) systems of
scrutiny and oversight found in other parts of the GOK and  Parliament.  The proposals  frequently requested goods not  needed or desired by the line ministry targeted to pay for
them, and involved large upfront payments or commissions
financed by loans arranged by the businessmen. 

The goods  or services were either vastly overpriced or not supplied
at all.  This kind of scam generated enormous illicit  profits, much of which were recycled by the businessmen who
received the payments to the concerned GOK officials and
other middlemen for personal gain or to finance future  political campaigns.

Adapted From Wikileaks

SHOCKING: UHURU Man MOSES KURIA Says RAILA COORDINATING Terror Attacks Tells KIKUYUS To Get Guns And Kill ALL LUOS And SOMALIS

Shocking is what many are saying on reading the inciting post on Facebook made by Moses Kuria who prides himself as one of the political advisors to the president and a commentator in various TV's political shows locally.

The political 'expert ' and a close man to the power with  sensation called out for a genocide on perceived enemies and urged Kenyans to get guns and go to war. Though his post was quickly edited and other posts deleted after drawing criticism from his followers, below is the unedited post;

" I think its just a matter of time before Kenyans start violence against PERCEIVED terrorists, their sympathisers, their financiers and those issuing travel advisories without sharing intelligence. I am not sure I will not be one of those Kenyans. When you touch Gikomba the nerve centre of our economic enterprise,you really cross the line. Brace yourself. Choices have consequences.The madness will not end till you take up arms to defend your motherland.We need guts, guns and God. This is not about Muhoro, Gichangi et all. Stop the blame game. Take up guns and defend your motherland, your mothers, your sisters and your daughters! I am sure of many things but am not clear whether ODM is working for Al Shabaab or Al Shabaab is working for ODM.
Mine(emphasis) is a call to violence against terrorists and their sympathisers like yourself. You don't coordinate terrorist attacks from Boston and get away with it.Why arrest someone who is a dead man walking, politically speaking? "

Ironically, there's those who agreed with him, the comments that followed were chilling as his 'tribesmen' agreed with him and went as far as asking for the guns to be released to them kazi ianze(massacre ) click to enlarge screenshots if not visible 

 This is not the first time for the 'expert' to release such tastes of statements,he is currenrly on the spot after a voice recording of him and David Matsanga plotting to kill and silence blogger Robert Alai for being a loud mouth towards jubilee goverment,though Alai reported him and presented the recording the two 'killers' are yet to be summoned by police for questioning.

With his statement baring all the magnitude of incitement to instigate violence and ethnic to be precise it will be interesting to see if the police and responsible cohesion bodies will bring him to book or wether he will Scot free with such an irresponsible post that calls for ethnic cleansing when Kenya us still recovering from the hitting 2008 PEV.

Should he be arrested or left? What do you think of Moses Kuria and his post.

Hassan Joho degree is genuine, says Kampala University VC

Mombasa Governor Hassan Joho earned his degree from Kampala University legitimately, the institution's Vice Chancellor has said.Speaking to reporters in Nairobi on Sunday, Prof Badru Kateregga said Mr Joho attended the university from 2009 to 2012.“As far as Kampala University is concerned, the degree awarded to MrHassan Ali Joho is bonafide, lawful and authentic. (It) was genuinely awarded and Kampala University Senate cannot and will not recall, revoke or cancel an award that it deems to be valid, authentic and genuinely awarded,” he said.The Uganda National Council for Higher Education hasdoubted the validityof Mr Joho's degree.“There was no clear evidence that academic due process was followed from admission to graduation regarding a Bachelor of Business Administration degree (Human Resource Management option) awarded to Mr Hassan Ali Joho by Kampala University,” the council said in a resolution.NCHE has said that Mr Joho may not have been in Uganda to physicallyundertake studies, raising doubts abouthow the university awarded him the degree.It was acting on the recommendationsof a committee chaired by Mr S.H. Nsubuga, which claimed that Mr Joho “fraudulently obtained the said qualifications from Kampala University” and that he “neither qualified for admission to the degree programme nor was he subjected to the due process”.However, Prof Kateregga questioned the Council's authority on the matter. “The law does not requirethem to recognise any degree. The duty of National councils is to accreditprogrammes, once the programmes have been accredited; the question of degree awarding is the question of university senate,” he said.The Constitution requires a governorto be a degree holder.

5 things couples do to avoid having sex

What do you do when you're not in the mood? Watch a movie? Play a game? Indulge in your fave meal? Here are the top five most common alternatives to sex...
Scantily-clad women on huge billboards promoting the benefits of push-up bras and celebs like David Beckham posing in their underwear for high street advertising campaigns. There's no doubt that sex sells, but when it comes to sex in long-term relationships, are we actually doing it?
According to research, sexual intercourse takes place around 100million times a day in the world. That’s pretty good going, but it got us wondering, for all those 100million acts, how many acts of avoiding the issue are there?Let's be honest, when it comes to getting down to it, there are plenty of times when it just all seems like too much effort.
Here are the five most popular thingswe do to avoid having sex...

1. Eat food
Sometimes the thought of jumping intobed with your loved one is more than you can face; all that physical exertion, getting naked business, and mess to sort out afterwards. It’s no surprise then, that forgoing sex for food is high up on those displacement activities.Chocolate anyone? Or would you rather scoff a whole pizza?

2. Watch movies
When movies like 'Shame' and 'Nymphomaniac' exist, why waste your own energy doing the deed whenyou can get your kicks watching otherpeople? Or you may prefer somethingaltogether less sexy, and opt for the Harry Potter collection. Either way, snuggling up on the sofa in your favourite pyjamas and enjoying a good film, always makes a good alternative.

3. Play games online
The thrill of winning, the possibility that you could walk away thousands ofpounds richer, and the fun of it all - playing online games has soared in popularity in recent years. Is poker better than sex? Bingo better than a good old fashioned snog?We guess it depends on your particular mood, but online games can quickly have you hooked.

4. Think about sex
Sometimes it's just not possible to engage in sex with your partner whenyou fancy it. After all, we do have other things we have to do, like a day job, housework, cooking, socialising, ferrying the kids from A to B… so thinking about sex instead of actually doing it, isn't that odd.In fact, men apparently think about sex every seven seconds, so it's a wonder they get anything else done at all!

5. Selfie sex
Other people. They're great and everything, wonderful even, but there are times when we just want to be alone. Selfie sex involves none of the hassle of partner sex, no-one's fightingto get what they want first, no-one's getting it wrong, and there’s much lessactual hardcore exertion involved; which makes it a great option if you 'sort of fancy it' but can’t really be bothered.

Two Gikomba blast suspects under police custody

Nairobi PPO Benson Kibue has said that two suspects linked to the twinblasts atGikombamarketFriday afternoon are now in custody.
One suspect, according to police is under watch at Kenyatta National Hospital and another is in custody at a police station. The suspect at KNH has multiple injuries.
According to police, both suspects were captured by members of the public and handed over to them.
Police say theblasts were caused by two improvised explosive devices detonated simultaneously at 2.30pm.
Ten people have been confirmed dead by the National Disaster Operations Centre and 79 have been received at Kenyatta National Hospital, according to the hospital's spokesman Simon Ithae.

More injured were taken to Guru Nanak Hospital but officials are yet to give the number of casualties at the hospital.

Four dead and others seriously injured in multiple explosions at Gikomba market

Nairobi, Kenya:Scores of people were Friday afternoon injured in aterrorattack in the populated Gikomba market, Nairobi.
Witnesses and police say there are multiple injuries and the victims are being rushed to hospitals.
There were reports of another blast in Huruma amid confusion. Reports indicated the attack in Gikomba happened inside a bank and another one near there.
The one outside the bank happened in a public service vehicle, witnesses said.
Police were rushing there and hospitals and other emergency service providers were put on standby.
Nairobi police boss Benson Kibue said they are yet to know the number of injured or dead but reports from the National Disaster Operations Centre said the death toll is at 10 with "numerous casualties".
“There are explosions in the area and we are yet to know the cause. But witnesses say there are injuries,”said Kibue.
Gikomba, which is one of the biggest market in the region is usually crowded on Fridays. Police had difficulties accessing the area because of the human and vehicle jam.
On Wednesday, the British Government told more than 5,000 of its nationals who are in Mombasa to leave because of high threat of aterrorattack.
Kenya reacted angrily and criticised the advisory.
The Foreign and Commonwealth Office issued an advisory yesterday and advised against all but essential travel to Mombasa Island and the surrounding area following recentterrorist attacks and the continuingterrorist threat in the area.

Letter to JAKOM from a GOR MAHIA fan …… 100% hilarious

DEAR JAKOMI greet you so much hoping that you are of good health. I know God removed the stress that led to your head surgery so I am sure you are okay. Please greet Obama, Lupita and Adongo for me but tell them we are still waiting for their donation, incase you didn’t know we owe KRA118milion as Gor Mahia (dont ask mehow they arrived at such a sum coz even Rachier doesn’t know).Attached in your inbox is the Mpesa pay bill number 350100, pass it over to Lupita, Obama and Adongo.Baba when you left we thought you were only going to open an office andcome back but it has been over a month now, rumours are going around, some are saying that you arethe only one still left looking for the Malaysian plane, if that is the case please leave it, you are used to looking for things and you don’t get them like the Presidency, but we love you all the same. Some people are saying that you have become a shoe shiner in Boston subway..nkt..I just clicked at them. Some are saying that the office was so expensive you dont have fare to come back, if that is the case just tell us we will send you all the money we have collected for Gor Mahia…..KRA can wait.Some are saying that Obama is grooming you to take over from him,if that is the case, tell him to make usLuopeans USA citizen ….us the people of the lake so that you can maintain your stronghold.Since you went away our first lady took to Marathon, this made the president so lonely that he signed the marriage bill. Baba imagine you can now marry back their without tellingMama Ida, just surprise her at the airport ‘Hi mama Ida this is SandraMichaels Tinga from Illinois she is your co-wife’Baba alcohol is killing okuche, peopleare going blind please Baba come back we will do a referendum and make u the head of Nacada coz a certain someone is sleeping on the Job. Alsaabab are also playing cricket with our buses and matatus, please if you know where the men inblack came from bring them back so that they can help us with security. Least but not last, are you standing again in 2017? Baba Gor Mahia onyamo Sofapaka adua Nyoro Goodbye hoping to hear from you soon.